Here’s the page where you expect to be bored by legal waffle, cookie notices and all sorts of data protection legalese. Thankfully you don’t have to worry about all that with this website.

Yes, this is indeed https://steamytraintales.com and that’s all you really need to know. And here’s why:

• There are currently no tracking analytics or cookies active on this website. When this changes, so will this webpage and you’ll be regaled with the relevant details.
• I’m not taking any web visitor data, at least as far as I’m aware of. And at this moment in time I couldn’t find them if I tried. I’m far more concerned with conceiving and writing more stories and clowning around (sorry, building awareness, and engaging with my audiences) on Twitter and Instagram. Again, if this changes, you’ll be made aware of them here.
• There are no contact forms on this website and no published means of contacting anyone associate with it. So, no customer data to maintain.

“But I want to contact you!”

If you’re genuinely wanting to get in contact – and for all the right reasons – then follow me on X and/or Instagram and then send a DM. Don’t just say ‘hi’ – I always ignore those messages. Make your first message count. And don’t include a link in it either.